This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie
wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck
Who am I kidding? I’m never going to stop…
I need rehab
And we were golden. [x]
when you high at the dinner table
and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens
and you give her the mashed potatoes
where am i
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on
daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love
look a t my fucking hair its ? mess
wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face
the parent trap: modern au
the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t