recltube:

bootypopping:

This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie

wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

juliajm15:

Who am I kidding? I’m never going to stop…

I need rehab 

And we were golden. [x]

fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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wiselwisel:

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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the parent trap: modern au

radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

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